Conspiracy Dealer Patch


The official patch for the conspiracy nut in your life. Have a little fun and deal your Red Pills with style!

  • Measures 2.4″ x 3″
  • Iron-on adhesive backing
(51 customer reviews)

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Conspiracy Dealer Patch
Conspiracy Dealer Patch $10.00

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Hey kid, I got some red pills for ya… Which would you like? Aliens, UFOs, chemtrails, vaccines, Illuminati, mind control, pedogate, whatever you are lookin’ for I got it. Just say the word. But be forewarned, there are some gnarly side effects. But you can handle it.

  • Embroidered patch
  • Measures 2.4″ x 3″
  • Iron-on adhesive backing
  • Designed and Illustrated by Jeff Finley

The official iron-on patch for the conspiracy nut! Dropping red pills and spitting truth like nobody’s business. This patch is intended to be serious and fun at the same time. When you’ve been down the rabbit hole, you know sometimes we gotta laugh a little and lighten up the mood. We all know that one person (maybe it’s us) who’s the conspiracy dealer in your life. Makes a perfect gift! Wear this Conspiracy Dealer patch as a badge of achievement or as a beacon to call out to other seekers to notice you and strike up a conversation.

Starseed Supply Co. patches are perfect for spiritual renegades and new age punks. This metaphysical fashion accessory will look great on your denim jacket, jeans, backpack, or laptop bag. Can be applied with a hot iron or fabric glue. Show off your interest in the esoteric and occult with these high quality iron on patches designed by Jeff Finley of Starseed Supply Co.

Additional information

Weight1 oz

51 reviews for Conspiracy Dealer Patch

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  1. K


    Such a wonderful patch and man the quality is rad.
    It’s pretty vibrant and I just LOVE it

  2. DC

    Dallas Cash

    I love the design of this great quality patch!

  3. CD

    Cj Dowdell

    Fantastic shipping and product quality

  4. C


    Amazing patch very high quality slightly larger than I though but all around an amazing patch

  5. DB

    David Barton

    Thanks Jeff. Fast shipping and great quality.

  6. CW

    Cheyenne Wiggins

    I loved this patch as soon as I saw it and I am more in love with it now that I own it. it's simply an amazing and great patch.

  7. BW

    Brice Ward

    Came in great time and with a nice note

  8. LS

    Lacy Strange

    Beyond my expectations, and fast shipping. The hand written thank you was appreciated

  9. HM

    hegner martina

    top… there are beautiful…

  10. L


    I am so in love with this patch and the shop! The quality is amazing and it looks great

  11. Z


    Gorgeous patch! It adhered well to my jacket 🙂

  12. RA

    Ronni Anderson

    Slightly smaller than expected but that's ok. Looks just like the picture and came a lot faster than I thought it would. Great patch!

  13. M


    Love the deign and color scheme! Very excited to put this on my jacket!

  14. KB

    Kelly Bastow

    great quality thanks for prompt shipping

  15. LF

    Lori Francz

    Well-made and it's going to be the perfect gift. Thanks!

  16. A


    The patches arrived in short order and were as depicted. They appear of high quality and will make good stocking stuffers.

  17. E


    Amazing patch! Bought it for a friend who loves conspiracy theories and they absolutely love it!

  18. KH

    Krystal H

    Even better than the photos online. The colors are vibrant and the stitching is very clean. The material feels very durable.

  19. KP

    Katt Pittard

  20. FV

    Florian Vazelle

    Parfait !

  21. CJ

    Cameron Jones

    love it. Very fast shipping I was surprised

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    Gamer Chick

  25. CA

    Cillian A

    stuck on much better than the other patches I own. Looks awesome, too 🙂

  26. CB

    Claire Battson

  27. L


    High quality and perfect to add to jean jacket – Really lovely designed item and just as pictured 🙂

  28. SA

    Stephanie Atkins

    It's my favorite!

  29. E


    Great design, good quality. Love it.

  30. LD

    Layne Dunleavy

  31. JB

    Julian Beltran

    Just as pictured! No imperfections from what I can see. 100% will buy from here again

  32. M


    perfect condition and looks so good on my denim jacket! will purchase from this store again!

  33. JL

    James Lambert

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  35. JM

    Josie Miller

    Great quality and perfect size

  36. PW

    Pascal Wicht

    Great experience, from the product's amazing finish and fast delivery.

  37. CD

    Charlie Duvall

    Great patch, very nice quality and shipped quickly

  38. B


    Much thicker and of better quality than i had expected so that was a pleasent surprise. It aas a gift and was loved at first sight.

  39. DP

    Delainey Phillips

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    Michaela Ackerson

  41. TN

    Tech Nome

    beautiful detail, super quick shipping

  42. AT

    Ashley Tristán

    There was an item missing from my order but Jeff was quick in replying and sent out the missing patch without hesitation. Really nice, professional, and always provides quality items. ?

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    no masri

    10/10 shipped fast! Good ass quality.

  48. JA

    Josh Akery

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  50. C


    Looks just like picture, great colors and high quality!

  51. S


    Awesome patch, looks great on my backpack, may have even got me a date as the girl I like started a conversation with me when I brought my backpack along, it was obviously because of the new patches that made me seem interesting!

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