Conspiracy Dealer Patch

(33 customer reviews)


The official patch for the conspiracy nut in your life. Have a little fun and deal your Red Pills with style!

  • Measures 2.4″ x 3″
  • Iron-on adhesive backing

Availability: In stock

Hey kid, I got some red pills for ya… Which would you like? Aliens, UFOs, chemtrails, vaccines, Illuminati, mind control, pedogate, whatever you are lookin’ for I got it. Just say the word. But be forewarned, there are some gnarly side effects. But you can handle it.

  • Embroidered patch
  • Measures 2.4″ x 3″
  • Iron-on adhesive backing
  • Designed and Illustrated by Jeff Finley

The official iron-on patch for the conspiracy nut! Dropping red pills and spitting truth like nobody’s business. This patch is intended to be serious and fun at the same time. When you’ve been down the rabbit hole, you know sometimes we gotta laugh a little and lighten up the mood. We all know that one person (maybe it’s us) who’s the conspiracy dealer in your life. Makes a perfect gift! Wear this Conspiracy Dealer patch as a badge of achievement or as a beacon to call out to other seekers to notice you and strike up a conversation.

Starseed Supply Co. patches are perfect for spiritual renegades and new age punks. This metaphysical fashion accessory will look great on your denim jacket, jeans, backpack, or laptop bag. Can be applied with a hot iron or fabric glue. Show off your interest in the esoteric and occult with these high quality iron on patches designed by Jeff Finley of Starseed Supply Co.

Weight 1 oz

33 reviews for Conspiracy Dealer Patch

  1. Sam

    Awesome patch, looks great on my backpack, may have even got me a date as the girl I like started a conversation with me when I brought my backpack along, it was obviously because of the new patches that made me seem interesting!

  2. ChancellorOcelot

    Looks just like picture, great colors and high quality!

  3. MoOlogyArt

  4. Josh Akery

  5. no masri

    10/10 shipped fast! Good ass quality.

  6. nessamant

  7. Penny

  8. Madison

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  10. Ashley Tristán

    There was an item missing from my order but Jeff was quick in replying and sent out the missing patch without hesitation. Really nice, professional, and always provides quality items. ?

  11. Tech Nome

    beautiful detail, super quick shipping

  12. Michaela Ackerson

  13. Delainey Phillips

  14. Bex

    Much thicker and of better quality than i had expected so that was a pleasent surprise. It aas a gift and was loved at first sight.

  15. Charlie Duvall

    Great patch, very nice quality and shipped quickly

  16. Pascal Wicht

    Great experience, from the product's amazing finish and fast delivery.

  17. Josie Miller

    Great quality and perfect size

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  20. Madison

    perfect condition and looks so good on my denim jacket! will purchase from this store again!

  21. Julian Beltran

    Just as pictured! No imperfections from what I can see. 100% will buy from here again

  22. Layne Dunleavy

  23. Eira

    Great design, good quality. Love it.

  24. Stephanie Atkins

    It's my favorite!

  25. Lei

    High quality and perfect to add to jean jacket – Really lovely designed item and just as pictured 🙂

  26. Claire Battson

  27. Cillian A

    stuck on much better than the other patches I own. Looks awesome, too 🙂

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  31. Cameron Jones

    love it. Very fast shipping I was surprised

  32. Florian Vazelle

    Parfait !

  33. Katt Pittard

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